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Flex Rant #94963747297

In Hip Hop on March 3, 2013 at 12:33 pm

There will be inevitable events in the future that will bring upon days I wish not to see.

The day Hubie Brown no longer raises my basketball IQ to cum lauden levels during his telecasts

When Roger Sterling eventually takes an L to a heart attack.


The day Funkmaster Flex no longer delivers epic rants over the airways of Hot 97.

For all of his accolades and legendary status as a DJ, one of Flex’s finest traits is his personality,which he utilizes to crush his detractors in the most humorous ways possible.

Last year, Flex treated us all to a audio rampage against Charlemagne the God during the NBA Playoffs. This year, the man who has dropped more bombs than all of the worlds armed forces combined, couldn’t make it out of February before utilizing his bully pulpit on another victim.

Faizon Love bka (literally) as Big Worm, visited the Cipha & Rosenberg show to promote some comedy shows and explain his issues with Funk Flex, that stemmed from R.Kelly not abiding the the some rules the porn industy does when it comes to teenagers.

What followed was ten minutes of Ciph and Rosenberg trying to  objectively debate a man with the logic of an olympic swimmer who attaches bricks to his ankles    If there was a award given yearly for “Most Stereotypically Loud and Excessively Ignorant Black man”, Love would’ve easily clinched it with this interview, with 10 months left to go in 2013

As expected, it didn’t take Flex long to respond, and as is customary with his  replies, the jokes flowed.

Afters starting off slowly, Flex goes in on Love’s lack of acknowledgement of his Jersey roots

“In between the fries, the burgers and the hot dogs and the Chinese food and the rib rack (etc) you can’t find one second to menton your town Newark New Jersey”

His absurd defense of R.Kelly and O.J

“You’re defending R. Kelly and O.J Simpson, YOU IDIOT! ”

Along with other frailties of Mr.Love’s person

If you’re into laughing, I highly suggest  listening.

“Don’t eat the bomb” lol


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